beegoould:

curtainbummings:

ehbeesea:

buckys-a-babe:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

My world changed forever when I stopped looking at other women through the lenses that society had given me.

I learned how easy it is to ask a stranger for a pad.

I learned to share my lotion.

I learned how quick women are to compliment.

I learned how easy it is to make a girl smile.

I learned how to find good sales - hint: compliment an item and you learn where it was purchased and if it was on sale.

I learned how to see fear on a face across a bar.

I learned how to step in.

I learned how to ask for help with my eyes.

I learned about bathroom friendships and how deep they can feel for their short lived lives.

I learned how to signal complex thoughts and ideas through straw placement and head tilting.

I learned how to feel safe and make others feel safe.

Girls are so good.

The world is seriously a better place now that I enjoy the presence of other women. I haven’t had a single catty incident since I stopped hanging out with exclusively dudes and not-like-other-girls. 

I am like other girls and other girls are wonderful. You can never have too many sisters. 

I’m so glad I learned to love women.

Same. It changed my life. It saved me.

cheeso:

mutantrenegade:

cheeso:

do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best

no no no, please laugh at comedians, we need it to maintain the illusion we are doing something worthwhile with our lives.

is comedy some kind of joke to you

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly